Democrats Out of the Closet

Democrats have finally stopped attempting to be mini-me Republicans and have accepted themselves for who they really are, radical leftist Liberals with attitudes and money.

Oh please stop with the party of the people egalitarian claims. This is a limousine Liberal elitist crowd full of millionaire rappers, millionaire movie stars, millionaire business people and millionaire President dissing ex-Country singers who are now pop music singers because pop music audiences are a better class of people than redneck Country Fans.

In addition to the just mentioned Connecticut Democrats selected a millionaire Connecticut businessman, Ned Lamont over an incumbent 3 terms Senator because the millionaire is anti-Bush and anti-war.

Gone are the Clinton, equivocation triangulation days where Democrats mapped out Republican positions and then took those positions while claiming that they were against them. All of the Clinton duplicity confounded the Republicans and confused fellow Democrats but Clintonistas ushered in a new era of definition as we all attempted to define what is, is.

Clinton blurred lines between Democrats and Republicans in lawyerly equivocation and political relativism. But alas gone are the days of being an inscrutable candidate, one which no one is able to figure out just where you stand on the issues, Senator Clinton is going to have to decide whether she will continue to support the war or goosestep into party unity with the Democrat anti-Lieberman brigade.

With the jettison of three terms moderate Senator Joe Lieberman Democrats are embracing their, in-your-face netroots I don’t care if you know that I am a Liberal side.

These Democrats are definitely not your father’s Democrats.

Today’s Democrats have learned self acceptance. They now believe that it’s okay to be flaming Liberals and anti-war! The world will just have to accept them for what they are.

Shout it out and be proud! Democrats are for abortion, homosexuality, obstructing government (if they are not in power) and general Machiavellian tendencies of just do and say anything to win politically baby! Right Chairman Dean?

Democrat pride! Shout it out. We hate Bush, We hate the war and we’ve just showed Senator Joe Lieberman the door!

Democrats are learning to celebrate the Liberal in them and it feels soooo good. All that is needed now is a pride day and a parade. Of course a victory or two at the polls in 2006 and 2008 wouldn’t hurt.