Who will the Democrats Blame?

November 9, or 10 after the recounts of the recounts and Democrats realize that they’ve been rejected by America for the third consecutive time in recent elections, who will they blame?

There’s enough blame to go around but I’m betting on a few prime candidates.

Howard Dean will be blamed because his 50 state plan failed and his inability to fund raise had Democrats borrowing millions of dollars that would have typically raised by the DNC.

Nancy Pelosi will be blamed for the toxic atmosphere that she helped to create in Washington D.C. Pelosi has created so much friction in D.C. that she is now considered the primary cause of Global Warming.

Harry Reid will be blamed because he single handedly destroyed the Democrats meme “the Culture of Corruption.” Reid has taken more than his share of Jack Abramhoff related money, not to mention his 1.1 million dollar land deal in which he had to redo his Senate ethic committee reports, Democrats have had to reconfigure their whole attack plan on Republicans because of Reid.

Former President Clinton will be blamed for going on Fox News Sunday and reminding the America people that his administration could have killed or captured Osama bin Laden 10 times but failed they came closer than anyone else but they tried and failed. They tried and they failed!

John Kerry will be blamed for igniting the firestorm that brought Conservatives to the polls in hugh numbers. Voters who might not have come without Mr. Kerry’s ever so carefully crafted and nuanced comments on the intelligence of soldiers defending America in Iraq.

Diebolt will be blamed because it will accurately tally a Republican win which will conflict with all of the Democrat’s polling and all Liberals know that the Machines were fixed by the dastardly Republicans. The Republicans stole the election or the Republican repressed the Democrat vote or Democrat voters were confused by the electronic voting machines! Or all of the above.

Karl Rove will be blamed because hey he’s Karl Rove!

And last but not least:

The American people will be blamed for being so stupid as not to have accepted all of the hatemongering and political hateful epithets against the President and the Conservatives and as far Democrats are concerned all of the American people should be sent to Iraq.