Are John Kerry’s Pants on Fire?

Senator Kerry, Chris Matthews and the whole lot of the main stream media must be wearing asbestos pants because the smell of smoke is in the air!

You all know the remarks that got Mr. Kerry on the hot seat!

"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

And then the brilliant Democrat and Liberal followed up will this retort.

"I apologize to no one for my criticism of the president and of his broken policy."

But after thinking about it the comedic Senator from the fun loving state of Massachusetts where marriage is a joke decided that his remarks were all in good clean fun. Well maybe not so good and definitely not so clean but to Kerry its fun bashing Bush.

Kerry said his comment was "a botched joke about the president and the president's people, not about the troops ... and they know that's what I was talking about."

Yeah Senator we know what you were talking about after all you don’t have to actually say what you mean you can just say anything and we’re suppose to know that whatever you say means that President Bush did it. All Liberals know that!

Sort of like Chadgate when you Liberals tried to divine what Floridian voters really intended by their unpunched little paper tabs on the voters ballots. You all tried to convince Americans that you knew what the unpunched, semi-punched, and dimpled voting ballots meant. No wonder Senator Kerry thinks the White house knew what he meant. Liberals can read minds and they think that rest of us mere mortals can as well!

But wait Kerry Aides say that this is all one big mistake they claim that Senator Kerry left out a couple of words and that those words make all the difference in the world.

Aides said the senator had mistakenly dropped a few words from his prepared remarks, which was originally written to say "you end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq." In that context, they said, it was clear Kerry was referring to President Bush, not to the troops.

Okay let’s add those words.

"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you end up getting us stuck in Iraq."

Huh?

Is the Senator intimating that President Bush is a high school dropout? President Bush received equal or better grades in College than Senator Kerry that’s well known. President Bush also has an earned MBA so apparently he studied harder than the Senator, so the President had to do his homework and make an effort to be smart.

Is that what Senator Kerry meant? Nope what the Senator means is Liberals are so stupid that he can say anything and they will run to defend him and attempt to see nuance where there is none a la Chris Matthews!

It is what it is! It’s Liberal disdain for our armed forces. And John Kerry has been spitting in the face of American Soldiers for decades. But to insult the America people with his bifurcated and opaque gibberish is just sad! Senator the only people in America that believe your Aide’s cockamamie stories are the ones who caught Fahrenheit 9/11 twice and swear that it is true, oh yeah and Chris Matthews.

Now Kerry says that he sincerely regretted that his words were "misinterpreted to imply anything negative about those in uniform." And he said he was "sorry about a botched joke" about Bush.

Misinterpretation, botched joke? That doesn’t sound like an apology to me. That sounds like someone still unwilling to own up to what he said after he said that he would not apologize mind you.

What’s that smell? Is that the smell of sulfur Senator Kerry? You’d better check your pants Senator because I think they’re on fire!